How to date a church girl when you're the Devil By Streetpoet

Here are a few tips on how any sinner in the world can win over the heart and soul of a church girl!

Step 1 Buy a Bible. Or better yet go to a thief store and buy a used one. The more read and worn out it looks the better.

Step 2 Tell her that you’ve never opened up to a woman like this and that you feel naked and vulnerable and wish you had the strength and dedication to be a better Christian like she is.

Step 3 Name drop a couple of churches you’ve attended as a child and tell her why you stopped going and confess to her that you feel like something has been missing in your life ever since then. She’ll want o help you reestablish your relationship with Jesus Christ.

Step 4 Tell her you don’t know if that’s such a good idea because the last time you went to church it left a bad taste in your mouth. Meaning nosey church folks and Super Christians scared you off and damed your soul to hell forever!

Step 5 Tell her you want her to pray for you and sit down and pray together. A church girl cannot resist a sinner who is willing to sit down and pray.

Step 6 Get her to open up to you and tell you all about her sins and everything she used to do back when she was in the world.

Step 7 Now you have the girl and she’s found a soul to save! The rest is up to you. Just don't invite me over to Bible study when you're secretly reading Stuff magazine while she's trying to save your unworthy soul!